Audacious Titans Podcast 015

Audacious Titans Podcast 015 Show Notes

Podcast 015

Welcome back and thank you for listening to our podcast. We hope you enjoy listening as much as you enjoy doing it. Today’s episode starts with what if magic was real? Matthew Mconaughney is fantastic in True Detective. Animals are evolving their behavior patterns in response to living around us and our civilization for so long. A little tutorial on how to handle my dogs. Which leads us into South Park Stick of Truth. MF Mone tells us his way to play Thief. Should Stampede spend money on World of Tanks? Netflix Party View is missed. Hulu has all the anime. How do you feel about the surveillance state? Spoiler free Game of Thrones talk. Abrupt subject change to GTA V online heists. Titanfall DLC! Payday 2 got overlooked because of GTA V. Auditory hallucinations. Trolling horror movie victims. Mone really wants to be a werewolf. Puzzle Quest will steal your free time. Check out our Snaptees account. Amazon Fire TV gaming console. RIP Ouya. 360 emulator for XBONE? Bruce Lee available in UFC 2014. Would you buy a Greco Roman Wrestling game? Street Fighter controls are way too complicated. Amy Hening has gone to EA to helm the new Star Wars game. Check out One Piece vs DBZ video on Counter656 Youtube Channel. Is DBZ starter anime? How many people did Cap kill in The Winter Soldier movie? How will Agents of SHIELD adapt to the events of CAP2? We want to see how Fury lost his eye. Stampede is trying to finish HIMYM. Amazing Spiderman 2 game looks pretty good. What if time. Weird shit. When did Magneto pull out Wolverine’s adamantium?  The special edition of Wolfenstein doesn’t come with the game? They should make a movie with all the Elder Scrolls trailers. Halo 4 nostalgia. Minecraft in Titanfall? Silicon Valley is pretty fuckin funny. The 12 o’clock Boys. Mone is watching HeadNurse Twitch stream during the podcast. There are strange people on Twitch in the wee hours of the morning. Three new Harry Potter movies coming out. Welcome to the New Renaissance. News of Things That Shouldn’t Exist. Cap vs Batman/Superman. Juan almost died. Stampede doesn’t understand Fargo. Asylum is making a zombie apocalypse tv show for SyFy. Gary’s Mod sounds sweet. Chocolate Covered Bacon!!!! Thanks for listening everyone!!! Follow us on Twitter @AudaciousTitans @MaybeImWrong @JeffStampede

Audacious Titans Podcast 014 Codeine

Podcast 014 Codeine

Welcome back to the show, thanks for listening. Intro music is some classic James Brown, Get On Up. We jump into this episode talking about Galactus and the Silver Surfer. Mone is all up on the Juggernuts. London couldn’t make it for this show, so we got Codeine sitting in and Juan hanging out. Why do black people have so many nicknames? Sony is trying to get Project Morpheus going. What is the future of gaming? Porn drives technology. New Assassin’s Creed teaser released. Gotta love loosies. Stay away from the spice. The stock market app is like playing a video game. How many Amazon bots are going to get shot down? Smokin cigarettes in Metal Gear Solid. Do you ever replay a game? Movie news!!! WTF is Maze Runner? Divergent is pretty good. Names are hard. Jarritos Lime Soda, good stuff. Hercules, Hercules, Hercules. How to Be a Player will teach you everything you need to know about women. Badussy. Get on Up! Black Hank Hill. The red light of death. Michael Bay ruins stuff. Pacific Rim 2? The Raid 3 is going to happen. Cheesy Street Fighter Movie is awesome. Little bit of bush can be sexy. Feast recap. Don’t be racist. Good cheese will change your life. Can we just get a full length movie of Kate Upton running in slow motion? Bad Johnson. Enemy looks like a crazy movie. Masturbating Soldier! Jinn looks like a great monster movie. The dude from Afflicted is a dick. Annie remake looks good. Neighbors is gonna be hilarious. MaybeImWrong. Echo looks like modern ET. Kid Cannabis, the true story of running weed from Canada. X-Men: DOFP is gonna be badass. Wolverine too tame? The Giver movie is coming. Noisy drink making interlude. Mone is judging stuff he doesn’t understand. Son of Batman coming out soon. Ghostbusters Reboot. Peabody and Sherman is a great kids movie. Stakeland is some crazy shit. Mone went on a Riddick binge. Trailer Park Boys! Kid’s shows aren’t really for kids. John Leguizamo is a good actor. DMX is a crazy dude. SPOILERS FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA 2!!!! Snail Racing? Really hoping for Machete in Space. You can’t solve the world’s problem with a shotgun. SPOILERS FOR AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2!!!!! Golden Age of Comic Book Movies! Crazy Spiderman comics event about to go down! Superman Clone? The 100 could be cool. Haphead looks like a cool webseries. Mone gives us a Dark Souls 2 update. Thanks for listening!!! Follow us on Twitter @AudaciousTitans @MaybeImWrong @JeffStampede

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Audacious Titans Podcast 005

Welcome back to the podcast!!! Thanks for listening. We recorded this podcast right after the next gen systems came out. Remember when Blockbuster rented game systems? RIP Blockbuster. Are there any independently owned Blockbuster stores anymore? Would you go hangout and play video games at a video rental place if there was an arcade attached? A gaming bar if you will. Are these already a thing? We are torn on Pain & Gain. Urban Rock Doom. Do you know why they put the banner on GTA V. MF Money breaks down a GTA V car glitch that probably doesn’t work anymore. I’m a Simpsons nerd and play Tapped Out. I should not do voices. White Castle vs Power’s Burgers. Would you date a girl that smelled like burgers 24/7? Minor technical difficulty. Power’s Burgers ruined Money’s prom. Wendy’s shenanigans. The top of my homemade bar is pretty cool. The lighter stuck in my bar is tricky. Next gen reviews were fun. Fuck cable tv all you need is internet. Blue and Money teach us about Toriko. We’ve discovered only 5% of the ocean. What did James Cameron find in the bottom of the ocean? XKCD has an awesome ocean infographic. Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth. Hollow Earth theory. Game of Thrones history is pretty sweet. Stop making games for movies and tv shows. Transformers: Fall of Cybertron had badass multiplayer. Ways to improve Armored Core and dirty rotten spies. Call of Duty and tricky accounting. What is the future of shooters? Best game to get with launch title? Dead Rising 3. GTA V zombie DLC would be badass. London is afraid of zombies. Resident Evil was scary as hell. Dreamcast was ahead of its time. What do you do for porn without the internet? Labiaplasty, is it a bad thing? Trent Richardson supposedly made a sex tape. Will gay rumors ruin a rap career? Homosexuality and the black community. Just be cool everybody. Swing dancing is fun. Why do people have to bring guns to parties? Crazy house parties at Ball State. Impromptu parties happen. Moon sand? CSR 9000. Zombie apocalypse preparedness plan. There was some confusion about what FTW means. Youtube reacts t0 ___ videos are hilarious. Angela Lansbury touches herself. Who faps to that?  How far are you willing to go down the Youtube rabbit hole. We talk a little bit about Thor the Dark World. Is Captain America worthy of Mjolnir? How did they hide Kat Dennings’ wonderful boobies? Is there a Halo tv show? Nuka Break the Fallout Youtube show is cool check it out. Walking Dead webisodes give some cool back story. Terrence Howard is bitter about not being in the rest of the Iron Man movies. Robert Downey Jr, is the ultimate Hollywood comeback story. Wallace is gonna be the Human Torch. The Wire is great. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are the Wonder Twins? London and Money fight about Apple and Android, again. Is Devicism a thing? Adam Warlock’s cocoon is in the post credits scene of Thor the Dark World. Read the Infinity Saga. We are in the Golden Age of Comic Book movies. Agents of SHIELD should be better. Arrow is supposed to be pretty good. DC Nation Batman of Shanghai is pretty sweet. San Francisco BatKid. Lady Gaga’s “flying suit.” Mushrooms in the woods. Nerd Rage. Do you have an enemies list?

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Podcast 004

Audacious Titans Podcast 004

What’s up everybody, so glad you’re here. Welcome back to the show. We were so wrong about the number of this show. Some formal introductions on this one, we discuss making up with friends after a misunderstanding. London Blue gets us going talking about the last TMNT game he played. Then we switch to tablets and cell phones. We all have something different. I’ve got a Kindle Fire, MFM has a Galaxy Note 2, and LB has an iPad. Have you heard about the new customizable phone? Blue had a bitch of a time finding the new Armored Core. It’s a great game, but the graphics could be better. I loved playing Armored Core on my original Playstation, but the graphics on the new version look the same. We talk about our Blackberry experience.  Boy were we wrong about the Steam ConsoleWe talk about the Steam controller. Which leads us into Drake. The Safe Black Guy. Why dancers are better than Bards in Final Fantasy Tactics. MFM can’t pronounce Cabela’s. Chinese gutter oil. Viewers listen? Chinese kids peeing in the streets. The frightening air quality of Chinese air. September is the month to visit China. Back to the Steam Console. Building beastly gaming PCs. Is it worth it? I mean you already need a computer, might as well trick it out. The Singularity and all its meanings. A grown ass man cannot go out and buy a handheld game for himself. So make Final Fantasy a download for one of the consoles. Do more kids have DSes than any other demographic? Does everyone now game? What would that mean for society? How people with symmetrical faces are more likely to be on tv. We reminisce about when G4 was good. Aliens make video games as a mind control device. Or does it open your mind? Oculus rift. What if we are a simulation? Some existential random jibberish. Conspiracy jibberish. The bonding aspects of gaming. Talkwave? Merging systems? Why can’t all console players play on the same network? How fantastic indie games are. We find a Top 25 Indie Games list. The ever present GTA V. The amount of Minecraft costumes on trick or treaters at the mall. Clowning on mall security guards. Everybody loves the Doobie Brothers and Michael McDonald. People do what people do. Please release a version of GTA V for next gen consoles. How long is a day in GTA V? The Bad People Room?!? How to get out of there. Thanks to youtube user KingAlexHD for the video instructions. Subscribe to his channel. We just can’t stop talking about GTA V. Shout out to the Grasscity crew. Then we get to Titan Fall and Lost Planet. Getting banned from Xbox live. The difference between Xbox fanboys and Playstation fanboys. Nobody is worse than Apple lover. Which has more updates Android or Apple? Ability to hack and modify Android phones. Super expensive Samuel Adams beer; Utopia. The beauty of the mix and match six packs. Dinobots in Transformers 4!!!! Michael Bay vs the Chinese Mafia. I, Frankenstein. What the hell. Gargoyles the cartoon show would make a better movie. Our favorite kids toys. Danny Glover fighting Predators. Pros and cons of having an alien arm. Gimme the loot, gimme the loot. X-Men Days of Future Past Trailer, will it ret-con the first X-Men trilogy? We argue about the original Captain America movie and get into some debate about the Marvel movies. Was Man of Steel better than Avengers? How badass was the 90’s X-Men cartoon. Professor X can jump bodies? What can his chair do? Agent Coulson is an LMD. Why Amazing Spiderman isn’t very good. Andrew Garfield, good actor, bad Spiderman. Spiderman is a dick to everyone. New game Destiny looks freakin sweet. Xbone AI is cool, but creepy. Playing video games on Blockbuster’s dime. The internet is the collective conscious of mankind. Then London’s girlfriend gets home and we call it a show. Thanks for listening. Check out the links to some of the show’s topics. 


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Spoilery Thor: The Dark World Review


I just got back from a midnightish Thor: The Dark World screening. It was actually the second showing tonight, The first one was at 8, but I had to help Money load the moving truck so I couldn’t make that one. I’m not sure why this one wasn’t released at midnight. Anywho, I went to the IMAX 3D showing because I love watching movies like that. It really heightens the experience. Is it necessary to see it this way? No, but it does add that little something extra to the expansive shots of Asgard and the other realms we visit in this movie. It was nice to see more of the other realms. We didn’t visit them all, but when we first see Thor, Lady Sif, and the Warriors Three they are laying down the law on Vanaheim. Apparently after the Bifrost was destroyed all the bad guys scattered throughout the realms went a little crazy. You know, that whole while the parents are away thing. Thor even defeats a Kronan, the rock monster from the trailer, in a very Indiana Jones-esque scene. The movie opens with Odin explaining what the universe was like before it began, what Aether is, who Malekith and the Dark Elves are, and how they were defeated by Odin’s father Bor. They are believed to be eradicated and the Aether destroyed, alas, this is not the case. Malekith escapes by sacrificing his own people and Bor decides to bury the Aether deep in the center of Svartalfheim, because nobody would ever look there. The movie then jumps to Jane Foster on a date with Chris O’Dowd, of IT Crowd fame, which is interrupted by Darcy.

Sidebar: I was really impressed at the lengths taken to hide Kat Dennings massive rack.

She explains there are crazy anomalies happening and can’t find Selvig; because unbeknownst to them he was arrested for streaking at Stonehenge. Meanwhile back on Asgard, everybody is celebrating the victory in Vanaheim. Odin advises Thor to quit thinking about that mortal slewt and get with Lady Sif. Sif does try to put a move on Thor at the banquet (she tries to get him drunk so was she trying to rape him?), but Thor is preoccupied thinking about Natalie Portman’s sweet ass. He goes to see Heimdall for his nightly watch Jane from the Bifrost Gate, which isn’t creepy at all because they’re in loooooove. Jane is with Darcy checking out an anomaly when she is sucked into it and conveniently sent to the very same place as the Aether, what are the odds. She can’t help but touch it which causes it to infect/possess her. Heimdall tells Thor that he can’t see her and Thor rushes to Midgard arriving just as she comes stumbling out of the warehouse where the anomaly was. But somehow it’s 5 hours later, so traffic must have been backed up on the Bifrost.

The Fuzz try to take her in for questioning, but the Aether lashes out with an energy wave the throws everybody back. Thor then takes her to Asgard to meet the parents and figure out what’s wrong with her. Odin isn’t having any of that, he doesn’t have give a shit about mere mortals. He tells the guards to send her back to Midgard, but when they touch her the energy ball thing happens. This causes Odin to freak out because he instantly realizes its the Aether. Jane being infected by the Aether wakes up Malekith and the last of the Dark Elves from their 5,000 year slumber, because somehow they are connected to it. He makes a bee line for Asgard, sending in his right hand man with a steroid shot to disable the Asgardian  defenses.

Shit goes down in the battle, Asgard is caught with it’s pants completely down. Important people die, it’s a real shit show. Back on Earth, Darcy and the Intern have found Selvig at an insane asylum teaching Stan Lee about the convergence of the Nine Realms. Asgard is on lockdown after the attack, but Thor has a plan to defeat Malekith. He talks Loki into helping him escape and they take Jane to Svartalfheim to give Malekith the Aether that is in Jane’s body. Give the bad guy what he wants, what could possibly go wrong? Everything. More important people die, Malekith gets what he wants and heads to the convergence point to destroy the universe as we know it. Can Thor stop Malekith and save the Nine Realms? Of course he does folks, but not before a pretty sweet fight scene with bendable physics. 

I really enjoyed this movie. It was a great Thor movie. FULL DISCLOSURE: I’m kind of a Marvel Fanboy. I judge comic book movies not just as movies. I take into account how well it interpreted the comics, as well as how good of an action/fantasy movie it was. It was a little light on the Malekith and the Dark Elves back story. Word on the street though is there might be a directors cut when it comes out on BluRay. Apparently more exposition scenes were shot for them, but didn’t make the theatrical cut for the sake of time. I enjoyed how the movie captured the comedy and action of the comics. It was great to see Thor more matured and not the rampaging frat boy of the first movie. The wide shots of Asgard were beautiful and not much time was spent on Earth, ramping up for more galactically set Marvel movies. Which brings us to the credits scene, there are two. The first after the artsy portion of the credits, introduces Benicio the Bull as the Collector and confirms the Infinity Saga for Marvel Phase 3. The second answers the question of how long does Jane wait for Thor this time. Thor: The Dark World was a better movie than Iron Man 3 and makes me think Captain America: The Winter Soldier will be great as well. Speaking of which, we were treated to an extended preview of the new Cap flick before Thor. Which showed the entire elevator fight scene and Damn was it badass. 

Go see Thor: The Dark World in IMAX 3D, it’s worth it.