Welcome back to the show folks, thank you for listening. If you like us, tell your friends! We start this show off with Sugarfoot by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears. Maybe we will play some Sade next time. This was recorded back when the Polar Vortex hit. Instructions for how to do dishes camp style. MF Money got the Mega Man suit on Dead Rising 3. Battlefield smart glass is pretty sweet. Assassin’s Creed Black Flag is like One Piece. London is obsessed with side scrolling phone games. Wazhack is worth $3. Powder. Plants vs Zombies is a great game for all ages. Halo Wars was a great RTS. Like games that aren’t shooters does not make you less of a man. How can a man play 3 games at once? Final Fantasy Tactics is London’s favorite game of all time. Infection Mode on COD is troll central. Secret of Evermore sounds like Peabody and Sherman. Star Ocean? If you want a good JRPG buy a Playstation. The media needs a story. Thor vs Raiden Death Battle. Teeth is the scariest movie of all time. Does Mileena lay eggs? Shao Kahn vs Bison Death Battle. Alienware is going to put out Steamboxes every year. It’s a great time for technology. Hemp is the greatest cash crop ever. Hemp Done Right. Titanfall!!! Tucano’s is a carnivore’s paradise. Still waiting for the new Outkast album. Microsoft bought the rights to Gears of War. Driver ants are no joke. Fortress Besieged. We need to ramp up space travel! 3-D house printers. We love The Fifth Element. Batman vs Spiderman Death Battle. Check out the League. Amalgam comics. Iceman vs Lufi would be a good fight. One Piece segment. Y The Last Man is a sweet comic series. Transmetropolitan is badass! Black and white vs color comics. Iphone screens are entirely too small. Fucking Candy Crush people. Homemade Fun-Dip. Sugar will ruin your life. Check out Project Spark. Break for pizza. Peter and Glenn? I meant Peter and Gwen. Is Gwen Stacy going to die in The Amazing Spiderman 2? Falling asleep at midnight movies is a problem. Shout out to the liquor store guy. Bill Nye or Beakman? Shameless promotion solicitation. X-Men: DFOP characters look cool. Hunger Games Catching Fire discussion. Battle Royale is so much better. Btooom is like Bomberman. Live action anime movies are hard to do. Archer Vice! Bob’s Burgers is great. Adventure Time is crazy. Snoop Doge. Blackface? Hemlock Grove is a good show. Thanks for listening follow us @AudaciousTitans @MaybeImwrong @JeffStampede
Podcast 007 Show notes
Welcome back to Audacious Titans podcast, now with intro and outro music. Can you guess the artist and album? We start this one off with our second take of the day. We had some technical difficulties on the first take. We’re sipping on some Balvenie Caribbean Cask. We talk shit about London playing Peggle 2 and missing the podcast. Money gives out our gamer tags, MF Money is Eye_get_money_B, London is JefftheStampede, and I’m TheRacic. They are Xbox Live and I’m on PSN. Remember AOL discs? Incognito mode doesn’t hide stuff from the NSA. There is some weird porn out on the internet. HAPPY LEGALIZATION DAY!!!! We need legalized industrial hemp! Bad Scottish accents. Extra beer! Math is hard, but I was right. Saving Mr. Banks is a good movie. Was it Roy or Walt that was the anti-semite? How long would you have to be stranded on a deserted island before you fucked a volleyball? We talk about our favorite movies of 2013. Pacific Rim and Man of Steel. How much Kryptonite is on Earth? Money loves Minecraft. The longest intro of all time. RIP James Avery. We need to eat healthier and exercise more. Kettlebell Cardio. Dr. Ian shred diet. Terrible sweet tooth. Big shout out to Joe Rogan and the JRE Experience. I said dude not douche. Major Nelson’s podcast. Rick from Review Tech, Duncan Trussel’s Family Hour, Dan Carlin, Joey Coco Diaz. Stitcher is the shit. We need a different feed before we get on it. Favorite game of the year, GTA V. Have you heard of DayZ? Murderpedia? Good job Fort Waste, first murders of the year. You have died from dysentery. Don’t fall for the Mac hype. What age do you think it’s appropriate to give a kid a tablet? We’ve talked about Twitch before. Is Jay-Z in Day-Z? Will Google become Skynet? Shout out to Filmdrunk, thanks for bringing The Lockin to my attention. Finally found a good Day-Z video. Console MMOs? World War Z is garbage compared to the book. A bloodless zombie movie is bullshit. Desolation of Smaug felt stretched. Smaug looked amazing. The filler parts felt like filler. Beorn was a badass. Three hour midnight movies can make you fall asleep. Thinkgeek.com sells some cool shit. CoD has shitty enemy spawn points. Dead Rising 3 is way better than 2. Death by spork! Breaking down problems with zombie games. So many different races in Elder Scrolls online. Red Guard mages are a joke. Soul Gems? Dragon Shouts? Mean shout outs from MF Money. Will Craven the Hunter ever be in a Spiderman movie? Skater boi Spiderman sucks. The Sinister Six setup could be cool. ‘Murica!!! Older ladies who like One Direction and Twilight are creepy. How can the 50 Shades of Grey movie not be XXX? Mario Lopez was clownin on the Fox New Year’s Eve Show. The Batwing!! Guardians of the Galaxy line up picture looks pretty cool. Can’t wait for that to come out this August. I swear to you Andrew looks like Peter Quill. Abrupt ending because of technical difficulty. Thanks for listening! Follow us on Twitter! @AudaciousTitans
Audacious Titans Podcast 006
Welcome back to the Audacious Titans Podcast!!! This is our Christmasish episode. Andrew comes back for this one. Merry X-mas gets us into Futurama Christmas episode and John Goodman, which takes us to Tiny Toons and the Super Nintendo game. Gogo the Dodo. Home Alone on Nintendo. Ghouls and Ghosts, did anyone ever beat it? Spyro turned in Skylanders? Skylanders is a great money making scheme. Disney Infinity is the same way. Money ruins the new One Piece for London. Got the latest Walking Dead book, that takes us into the TV show and the midseason finale. Almost Human is a great show. Karl Urban and Michael Ealy have great chemistry and the case of the week format is pretty good at showing us different aspects of this future world while leaving some things vague. Andrew talks about issues Frontier is having with Fox. After London finishes the latest One Piece comic, then he and Money explain it to us like we are 5. Dragonball Z vs. One Piece. In depth One Piece analysis. What’s up with Japanese tentacle porn and hentai? Impressions of Xbox One. Battlefield 4 servers are pissing Money off, deleting missions and shit. But the rest of the game is badass. A FPS game that you don’t have to shoot somebody in? Check out JefftheStampede and Igetmoneyb and their Upload Studios clips. Dead Rising 3 is zombie killing porn. Gamer is the future of video games. Maybe not all the real murder, but immersive VR like that. Can you counter a knife counter? Where is the Gears of War franchise going? Dom went out like a punk. Who is your favorite Carmine brother? Badass RPG shot. Peggle 2 is brought up for the first time. You can’t even be mad at some snipers. Remember when the beginning of FPS deathmatch was a race to the best weapons? Twitch is fun to watch people play games on. Defense of the Ancient 2 has a pretty cool history. Blizzard made a Magic the Gathering –esque card game called Hearthstone. Starcraft Universe rumors floating around. Starcraft is the South Korean national sport? Second Life was huge at IU. Trollololo. How gullible are people to think that an OS update would make their phone waterproof. Why would you throw your phone up as high as you could? Never believe anything you see on 4chan. We talk about the games we are looking forward to coming to Xbox One. South Park is brilliant satire. Which system has better exclusives? IllumiRoom looks pretty cool. Kinect is better than the PS Move. Thanks for listening everyone, we take off to the midnight premier of Desolation of Smaug.
Audacious Titans Podcast 005
Welcome back to the podcast!!! Thanks for listening. We recorded this podcast right after the next gen systems came out. Remember when Blockbuster rented game systems? RIP Blockbuster. Are there any independently owned Blockbuster stores anymore? Would you go hangout and play video games at a video rental place if there was an arcade attached? A gaming bar if you will. Are these already a thing? We are torn on Pain & Gain. Urban Rock Doom. Do you know why they put the banner on GTA V. MF Money breaks down a GTA V car glitch that probably doesn’t work anymore. I’m a Simpsons nerd and play Tapped Out. I should not do voices. White Castle vs Power’s Burgers. Would you date a girl that smelled like burgers 24/7? Minor technical difficulty. Power’s Burgers ruined Money’s prom. Wendy’s shenanigans. The top of my homemade bar is pretty cool. The lighter stuck in my bar is tricky. Next gen reviews were fun. Fuck cable tv all you need is internet. Blue and Money teach us about Toriko. We’ve discovered only 5% of the ocean. What did James Cameron find in the bottom of the ocean? XKCD has an awesome ocean infographic. Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth. Hollow Earth theory. Game of Thrones history is pretty sweet. Stop making games for movies and tv shows. Transformers: Fall of Cybertron had badass multiplayer. Ways to improve Armored Core and dirty rotten spies. Call of Duty and tricky accounting. What is the future of shooters? Best game to get with launch title? Dead Rising 3. GTA V zombie DLC would be badass. London is afraid of zombies. Resident Evil was scary as hell. Dreamcast was ahead of its time. What do you do for porn without the internet? Labiaplasty, is it a bad thing? Trent Richardson supposedly made a sex tape. Will gay rumors ruin a rap career? Homosexuality and the black community. Just be cool everybody. Swing dancing is fun. Why do people have to bring guns to parties? Crazy house parties at Ball State. Impromptu parties happen. Moon sand? CSR 9000. Zombie apocalypse preparedness plan. There was some confusion about what FTW means. Youtube reacts t0 ___ videos are hilarious. Angela Lansbury touches herself. Who faps to that? How far are you willing to go down the Youtube rabbit hole. We talk a little bit about Thor the Dark World. Is Captain America worthy of Mjolnir? How did they hide Kat Dennings’ wonderful boobies? Is there a Halo tv show? Nuka Break the Fallout Youtube show is cool check it out. Walking Dead webisodes give some cool back story. Terrence Howard is bitter about not being in the rest of the Iron Man movies. Robert Downey Jr, is the ultimate Hollywood comeback story. Wallace is gonna be the Human Torch. The Wire is great. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are the Wonder Twins? London and Money fight about Apple and Android, again. Is Devicism a thing? Adam Warlock’s cocoon is in the post credits scene of Thor the Dark World. Read the Infinity Saga. We are in the Golden Age of Comic Book movies. Agents of SHIELD should be better. Arrow is supposed to be pretty good. DC Nation Batman of Shanghai is pretty sweet. San Francisco BatKid. Lady Gaga’s “flying suit.” Mushrooms in the woods. Nerd Rage. Do you have an enemies list?
Audacious Titans Podcast 004
What’s up everybody, so glad you’re here. Welcome back to the show. We were so wrong about the number of this show. Some formal introductions on this one, we discuss making up with friends after a misunderstanding. London Blue gets us going talking about the last TMNT game he played. Then we switch to tablets and cell phones. We all have something different. I’ve got a Kindle Fire, MFM has a Galaxy Note 2, and LB has an iPad. Have you heard about the new customizable phone? Blue had a bitch of a time finding the new Armored Core. It’s a great game, but the graphics could be better. I loved playing Armored Core on my original Playstation, but the graphics on the new version look the same. We talk about our Blackberry experience. Boy were we wrong about the Steam Console. We talk about the Steam controller. Which leads us into Drake. The Safe Black Guy. Why dancers are better than Bards in Final Fantasy Tactics. MFM can’t pronounce Cabela’s. Chinese gutter oil. Viewers listen? Chinese kids peeing in the streets. The frightening air quality of Chinese air. September is the month to visit China. Back to the Steam Console. Building beastly gaming PCs. Is it worth it? I mean you already need a computer, might as well trick it out. The Singularity and all its meanings. A grown ass man cannot go out and buy a handheld game for himself. So make Final Fantasy a download for one of the consoles. Do more kids have DSes than any other demographic? Does everyone now game? What would that mean for society? How people with symmetrical faces are more likely to be on tv. We reminisce about when G4 was good. Aliens make video games as a mind control device. Or does it open your mind? Oculus rift. What if we are a simulation? Some existential random jibberish. Conspiracy jibberish. The bonding aspects of gaming. Talkwave? Merging systems? Why can’t all console players play on the same network? How fantastic indie games are. We find a Top 25 Indie Games list. The ever present GTA V. The amount of Minecraft costumes on trick or treaters at the mall. Clowning on mall security guards. Everybody loves the Doobie Brothers and Michael McDonald. People do what people do. Please release a version of GTA V for next gen consoles. How long is a day in GTA V? The Bad People Room?!? How to get out of there. Thanks to youtube user KingAlexHD for the video instructions. Subscribe to his channel. We just can’t stop talking about GTA V. Shout out to the Grasscity crew. Then we get to Titan Fall and Lost Planet. Getting banned from Xbox live. The difference between Xbox fanboys and Playstation fanboys. Nobody is worse than Apple lover. Which has more updates Android or Apple? Ability to hack and modify Android phones. Super expensive Samuel Adams beer; Utopia. The beauty of the mix and match six packs. Dinobots in Transformers 4!!!! Michael Bay vs the Chinese Mafia. I, Frankenstein. What the hell. Gargoyles the cartoon show would make a better movie. Our favorite kids toys. Danny Glover fighting Predators. Pros and cons of having an alien arm. Gimme the loot, gimme the loot. X-Men Days of Future Past Trailer, will it ret-con the first X-Men trilogy? We argue about the original Captain America movie and get into some debate about the Marvel movies. Was Man of Steel better than Avengers? How badass was the 90’s X-Men cartoon. Professor X can jump bodies? What can his chair do? Agent Coulson is an LMD. Why Amazing Spiderman isn’t very good. Andrew Garfield, good actor, bad Spiderman. Spiderman is a dick to everyone. New game Destiny looks freakin sweet. Xbone AI is cool, but creepy. Playing video games on Blockbuster’s dime. The internet is the collective conscious of mankind. Then London’s girlfriend gets home and we call it a show. Thanks for listening. Check out the links to some of the show’s topics.
This episode of the Audacious Titans podcast was recorded on my porch this fall. It’s mostly MF Money and London talking, I was barely conscious for reasons that will remain unsaid. MF Money relates his experience with psilocybin. We talk a little about what we don’t like about the Walking Dead TV show compared to the comics. How cool GTA V zombie DLC would be. We talk about the last season of Futurama and the new season of South Park. Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Level grinding. Gun physics in first person shooters. Telltale’s Walking Dead game. Borderlands DLC. Stitcher Radio App. Major Nelson. The end just kind of trails off. I learned don’t try to podcast if you can barely stay awake. Thanks for listening. Be audacious.