Audacious Titans Podcast 022

Show Notes

Podcast 022

Welcome back to the show, thanks for listening. Drop us a line at @AudaciousTitans. Thanks to Cobb for guest starring this week. Drewchavosky is also hanging out at the High Bar.

000:30 Diablo 3 and character carryover

002:22 Cobb’s zombie plan

007:50 Spoiler Alert: the Strain

008:50 Bad CGI

010:45 Colonial Marines Lawsuit

012:40 COD

015:35 Rust

016:30 Day Z

018:00 Online Police/GTA V

025:03 Diablo graphincal comparison

026:27 Good Next Gen games

030:22 Assassin’s Creed 4

037:22 Watchdogs

041:57 Spoiler Alert: Lucy

044:42 All of Samuel L Jackson’s Fucks

046:00 Cobb McGamer

050:30 Favorite subreddits

054:45 Buying GTA V twice

055:50 Games we’re looking forward to

058:50 Indie Games

070:15 Internet fucking

073:35 Weed in China

075:15 Jail sucks

081:55 Ferguson protests, The Purge, Profiling , Police, and Sociopaths

098:15 Science!

106:45 Age of Ultron

108:50 Attack on Titan Bollywood version and Anime

112:10 Marvel vs DC

116:30 Tekken

117:00 Vape Segment

118:00 Breaking Bad

121:00 Thanos, Wolerine, Apocalypse, Aliens

127:57 Movies that didn’t age well

128:50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

132:30 Rocket and Groot

Hope you enjoyed the show! Thanks to Drewchavosky and Cobb for hanging out. Until next time Be Audacious.

Audacious Titans Podcast 014 Codeine

Podcast 014 Codeine

Welcome back to the show, thanks for listening. Intro music is some classic James Brown, Get On Up. We jump into this episode talking about Galactus and the Silver Surfer. Mone is all up on the Juggernuts. London couldn’t make it for this show, so we got Codeine sitting in and Juan hanging out. Why do black people have so many nicknames? Sony is trying to get Project Morpheus going. What is the future of gaming? Porn drives technology. New Assassin’s Creed teaser released. Gotta love loosies. Stay away from the spice. The stock market app is like playing a video game. How many Amazon bots are going to get shot down? Smokin cigarettes in Metal Gear Solid. Do you ever replay a game? Movie news!!! WTF is Maze Runner? Divergent is pretty good. Names are hard. Jarritos Lime Soda, good stuff. Hercules, Hercules, Hercules. How to Be a Player will teach you everything you need to know about women. Badussy. Get on Up! Black Hank Hill. The red light of death. Michael Bay ruins stuff. Pacific Rim 2? The Raid 3 is going to happen. Cheesy Street Fighter Movie is awesome. Little bit of bush can be sexy. Feast recap. Don’t be racist. Good cheese will change your life. Can we just get a full length movie of Kate Upton running in slow motion? Bad Johnson. Enemy looks like a crazy movie. Masturbating Soldier! Jinn looks like a great monster movie. The dude from Afflicted is a dick. Annie remake looks good. Neighbors is gonna be hilarious. MaybeImWrong. Echo looks like modern ET. Kid Cannabis, the true story of running weed from Canada. X-Men: DOFP is gonna be badass. Wolverine too tame? The Giver movie is coming. Noisy drink making interlude. Mone is judging stuff he doesn’t understand. Son of Batman coming out soon. Ghostbusters Reboot. Peabody and Sherman is a great kids movie. Stakeland is some crazy shit. Mone went on a Riddick binge. Trailer Park Boys! Kid’s shows aren’t really for kids. John Leguizamo is a good actor. DMX is a crazy dude. SPOILERS FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA 2!!!! Snail Racing? Really hoping for Machete in Space. You can’t solve the world’s problem with a shotgun. SPOILERS FOR AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2!!!!! Golden Age of Comic Book Movies! Crazy Spiderman comics event about to go down! Superman Clone? The 100 could be cool. Haphead looks like a cool webseries. Mone gives us a Dark Souls 2 update. Thanks for listening!!! Follow us on Twitter @AudaciousTitans @MaybeImWrong @JeffStampede

Podcast 004

Audacious Titans Podcast 004

What’s up everybody, so glad you’re here. Welcome back to the show. We were so wrong about the number of this show. Some formal introductions on this one, we discuss making up with friends after a misunderstanding. London Blue gets us going talking about the last TMNT game he played. Then we switch to tablets and cell phones. We all have something different. I’ve got a Kindle Fire, MFM has a Galaxy Note 2, and LB has an iPad. Have you heard about the new customizable phone? Blue had a bitch of a time finding the new Armored Core. It’s a great game, but the graphics could be better. I loved playing Armored Core on my original Playstation, but the graphics on the new version look the same. We talk about our Blackberry experience.  Boy were we wrong about the Steam ConsoleWe talk about the Steam controller. Which leads us into Drake. The Safe Black Guy. Why dancers are better than Bards in Final Fantasy Tactics. MFM can’t pronounce Cabela’s. Chinese gutter oil. Viewers listen? Chinese kids peeing in the streets. The frightening air quality of Chinese air. September is the month to visit China. Back to the Steam Console. Building beastly gaming PCs. Is it worth it? I mean you already need a computer, might as well trick it out. The Singularity and all its meanings. A grown ass man cannot go out and buy a handheld game for himself. So make Final Fantasy a download for one of the consoles. Do more kids have DSes than any other demographic? Does everyone now game? What would that mean for society? How people with symmetrical faces are more likely to be on tv. We reminisce about when G4 was good. Aliens make video games as a mind control device. Or does it open your mind? Oculus rift. What if we are a simulation? Some existential random jibberish. Conspiracy jibberish. The bonding aspects of gaming. Talkwave? Merging systems? Why can’t all console players play on the same network? How fantastic indie games are. We find a Top 25 Indie Games list. The ever present GTA V. The amount of Minecraft costumes on trick or treaters at the mall. Clowning on mall security guards. Everybody loves the Doobie Brothers and Michael McDonald. People do what people do. Please release a version of GTA V for next gen consoles. How long is a day in GTA V? The Bad People Room?!? How to get out of there. Thanks to youtube user KingAlexHD for the video instructions. Subscribe to his channel. We just can’t stop talking about GTA V. Shout out to the Grasscity crew. Then we get to Titan Fall and Lost Planet. Getting banned from Xbox live. The difference between Xbox fanboys and Playstation fanboys. Nobody is worse than Apple lover. Which has more updates Android or Apple? Ability to hack and modify Android phones. Super expensive Samuel Adams beer; Utopia. The beauty of the mix and match six packs. Dinobots in Transformers 4!!!! Michael Bay vs the Chinese Mafia. I, Frankenstein. What the hell. Gargoyles the cartoon show would make a better movie. Our favorite kids toys. Danny Glover fighting Predators. Pros and cons of having an alien arm. Gimme the loot, gimme the loot. X-Men Days of Future Past Trailer, will it ret-con the first X-Men trilogy? We argue about the original Captain America movie and get into some debate about the Marvel movies. Was Man of Steel better than Avengers? How badass was the 90’s X-Men cartoon. Professor X can jump bodies? What can his chair do? Agent Coulson is an LMD. Why Amazing Spiderman isn’t very good. Andrew Garfield, good actor, bad Spiderman. Spiderman is a dick to everyone. New game Destiny looks freakin sweet. Xbone AI is cool, but creepy. Playing video games on Blockbuster’s dime. The internet is the collective conscious of mankind. Then London’s girlfriend gets home and we call it a show. Thanks for listening. Check out the links to some of the show’s topics. 


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Audacious Titans Podcast 003 Psychedelic


This episode of the Audacious Titans podcast was recorded on my porch this fall. It’s mostly MF Money and London talking, I was barely conscious for reasons that will remain unsaid. MF Money relates his experience with psilocybin. We talk a little about what we don’t like about the Walking Dead TV show compared to the comics. How cool GTA V zombie DLC would be. We talk about the last season of Futurama and the new season of South Park. Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Level grinding. Gun physics in first person shooters. Telltale’s Walking Dead game. Borderlands DLC. Stitcher Radio App. Major Nelson. The end just kind of trails off. I learned don’t try to podcast if you can barely stay awake. Thanks for listening. Be audacious.

Spoilery Thor: The Dark World Review


I just got back from a midnightish Thor: The Dark World screening. It was actually the second showing tonight, The first one was at 8, but I had to help Money load the moving truck so I couldn’t make that one. I’m not sure why this one wasn’t released at midnight. Anywho, I went to the IMAX 3D showing because I love watching movies like that. It really heightens the experience. Is it necessary to see it this way? No, but it does add that little something extra to the expansive shots of Asgard and the other realms we visit in this movie. It was nice to see more of the other realms. We didn’t visit them all, but when we first see Thor, Lady Sif, and the Warriors Three they are laying down the law on Vanaheim. Apparently after the Bifrost was destroyed all the bad guys scattered throughout the realms went a little crazy. You know, that whole while the parents are away thing. Thor even defeats a Kronan, the rock monster from the trailer, in a very Indiana Jones-esque scene. The movie opens with Odin explaining what the universe was like before it began, what Aether is, who Malekith and the Dark Elves are, and how they were defeated by Odin’s father Bor. They are believed to be eradicated and the Aether destroyed, alas, this is not the case. Malekith escapes by sacrificing his own people and Bor decides to bury the Aether deep in the center of Svartalfheim, because nobody would ever look there. The movie then jumps to Jane Foster on a date with Chris O’Dowd, of IT Crowd fame, which is interrupted by Darcy.

Sidebar: I was really impressed at the lengths taken to hide Kat Dennings massive rack.

She explains there are crazy anomalies happening and can’t find Selvig; because unbeknownst to them he was arrested for streaking at Stonehenge. Meanwhile back on Asgard, everybody is celebrating the victory in Vanaheim. Odin advises Thor to quit thinking about that mortal slewt and get with Lady Sif. Sif does try to put a move on Thor at the banquet (she tries to get him drunk so was she trying to rape him?), but Thor is preoccupied thinking about Natalie Portman’s sweet ass. He goes to see Heimdall for his nightly watch Jane from the Bifrost Gate, which isn’t creepy at all because they’re in loooooove. Jane is with Darcy checking out an anomaly when she is sucked into it and conveniently sent to the very same place as the Aether, what are the odds. She can’t help but touch it which causes it to infect/possess her. Heimdall tells Thor that he can’t see her and Thor rushes to Midgard arriving just as she comes stumbling out of the warehouse where the anomaly was. But somehow it’s 5 hours later, so traffic must have been backed up on the Bifrost.

The Fuzz try to take her in for questioning, but the Aether lashes out with an energy wave the throws everybody back. Thor then takes her to Asgard to meet the parents and figure out what’s wrong with her. Odin isn’t having any of that, he doesn’t have give a shit about mere mortals. He tells the guards to send her back to Midgard, but when they touch her the energy ball thing happens. This causes Odin to freak out because he instantly realizes its the Aether. Jane being infected by the Aether wakes up Malekith and the last of the Dark Elves from their 5,000 year slumber, because somehow they are connected to it. He makes a bee line for Asgard, sending in his right hand man with a steroid shot to disable the Asgardian  defenses.

Shit goes down in the battle, Asgard is caught with it’s pants completely down. Important people die, it’s a real shit show. Back on Earth, Darcy and the Intern have found Selvig at an insane asylum teaching Stan Lee about the convergence of the Nine Realms. Asgard is on lockdown after the attack, but Thor has a plan to defeat Malekith. He talks Loki into helping him escape and they take Jane to Svartalfheim to give Malekith the Aether that is in Jane’s body. Give the bad guy what he wants, what could possibly go wrong? Everything. More important people die, Malekith gets what he wants and heads to the convergence point to destroy the universe as we know it. Can Thor stop Malekith and save the Nine Realms? Of course he does folks, but not before a pretty sweet fight scene with bendable physics. 

I really enjoyed this movie. It was a great Thor movie. FULL DISCLOSURE: I’m kind of a Marvel Fanboy. I judge comic book movies not just as movies. I take into account how well it interpreted the comics, as well as how good of an action/fantasy movie it was. It was a little light on the Malekith and the Dark Elves back story. Word on the street though is there might be a directors cut when it comes out on BluRay. Apparently more exposition scenes were shot for them, but didn’t make the theatrical cut for the sake of time. I enjoyed how the movie captured the comedy and action of the comics. It was great to see Thor more matured and not the rampaging frat boy of the first movie. The wide shots of Asgard were beautiful and not much time was spent on Earth, ramping up for more galactically set Marvel movies. Which brings us to the credits scene, there are two. The first after the artsy portion of the credits, introduces Benicio the Bull as the Collector and confirms the Infinity Saga for Marvel Phase 3. The second answers the question of how long does Jane wait for Thor this time. Thor: The Dark World was a better movie than Iron Man 3 and makes me think Captain America: The Winter Soldier will be great as well. Speaking of which, we were treated to an extended preview of the new Cap flick before Thor. Which showed the entire elevator fight scene and Damn was it badass. 

Go see Thor: The Dark World in IMAX 3D, it’s worth it.